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Post by MsPoet on Dec 1, 2002 22:24:03 GMT -5
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Post by Jaheira on Dec 2, 2002 9:09:28 GMT -5
LMAO! The Voldie-poo one was so funny! ;D
I've got one to add to the list:
51. Say; "I love you." To him.
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Post by Ari on Dec 2, 2002 15:58:57 GMT -5
I have a simple one:
52: Pinch his ass as he walks by you.
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Post by freelancer on Dec 2, 2002 16:21:30 GMT -5
I dunno. Some people like that sort of thing.  |
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Post by Aya on Dec 3, 2002 10:53:31 GMT -5
53. Ask him where he brought his cool contact linses, you want to go as death himself at Hallowe'en. @ freelancer: I linke these things  although my ideas arn't that good  |
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Post by cheesy_badgers on Dec 3, 2002 12:56:47 GMT -5
54. Create a 'We love Tom Riddle' fan club and have a whole gang of girls chase him down the corridors screaming 'We want you Tom!'.
55. Vote for him for the 'Good citizen of the year' award!
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Post by Angelamyte on Dec 3, 2002 17:35:36 GMT -5
56.
put a sticker on his forehead that says "Good Effort!" and when he asks what that's for, say "For trying to kill the boy that lived and never giving up!"
lol, that's dumb but hey, i gotta put my 2 cents in sumtime!
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Post by MsPoet on Dec 3, 2002 20:41:53 GMT -5
Well it made me laugh, so hey..... ;D
Try these:
~~"You know, I heard a rumor yesterday that Salazar Slytherin and Helga Hufflepuff were switched at birth. You know what that means, dontcha buddy? You're the Heir of Hufflepuff!"
~~"You know, you're a classic case of someone who was never chosen as a partner in Muggle ballet class. Oh, no--wait---that was Neville."
~~"Strange, isn't it....how someone as gorgeous as your 16-year-old self wasn't popular with anyone at all. Was it because they were jealous, or was it because you spent waaayyy too much time on holographically projecting your image into that stupid diary? Oh, by the way, while we're on the subject, how DO you DO that?! I mean, do you you project your image into a page and then hope that come h*ll or high water that it'll turn out exactly as you want it to? Or do you 'tap into' your own metaphysical superconscious *ie* the deepest depths of the quantum universe and see all the infinite possibilities of the future,---ie of the future people with whom you MIGHT have a conversation---, and then record/project those conversations into the diary? And how do you know that the people in the future will find your diary at all, and that Peeves doesn't deliberately tear the whole thing up over Gryffindor's breakfast? Or what if someone really ditzy finds it and throws it into the garbage can? What if the Squid got it and ate it? What if McGonagall finds it and uses it for an her lesson on 'How to turn a book into the softest throw blanket ever that never ever needs to be washed'? If I write down an equation for The Theory of Everything, will the you in your diary tell me if I'm right?"
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Post by Angelamyte on Dec 5, 2002 9:07:38 GMT -5
hehehehe *laughing for three days after the last one* ;D
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Post by Nicole on Dec 5, 2002 16:47:52 GMT -5
37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head.
*lmao* ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Angelamyte on Dec 5, 2002 17:35:07 GMT -5
57.
whenever he makes a ploy to kill HP, say sarcastically "Sure You Will!" a la Friends and wink
;D
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Post by MsPoet on Dec 5, 2002 20:45:08 GMT -5
<g> Yeah, seriously, people...WHYYYY on earth does Voldemort think he can kill Harry Potter after the ONLY curse that can cause instant death didn't even work??!!!!...and Harry being the ONLY person EVER to survive it??!! I mean, seriously, Voldy....<g>....of course, then the whole series would be....well...it wouldn't be. <g> I'm glad someone read these. I wasn't sure anyone would, because no one replied yesterday (and me, after having spent at least a good 20 minutes on them!  )  Donna |
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Post by dulcinea on Dec 7, 2002 11:01:13 GMT -5
i will surivive isn't aretha franklin, it's gloria gaynor! *shakes a fist*
but anyhow, that list (plus wonderful additions) is hilarious.
58: keep "accidentally" calling him the riddler. when he asks why you keep doing that, absently say it's from "some muggle thing".
59: compliment him on his new nose job, but advise that next time he *not* go to michael jackson's plastic surgeons.
that's all i've got for now.
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Post by Mandragora on Dec 7, 2002 17:51:06 GMT -5
hehehe
60. Have the Deatheaters renamed the Voldie Fan Club, and the Deatheatres themselves called the Voldies.
61. Call him a Mudblood. (he IS a Mudblood)
62. Have his diary enchanted so that all his entries as Tom Riddle be shown, and then send it to the publishers. The book will be sold with the title "The Diary of a Young Disturbed Boy": Writings of a Self-Procliamed Dark Lord, flanked on the shelves with "The Diary of a Young Girl", "Bridget Jones's Diary", "The Nanny Diaries", and oh! incidentally, the Harry Potter Books. The book will become the Book of the Month of the Oprah Book Club.
63. Have a Hogwarts poll: Which of the two is Better-Looking--- Tom Riddle or Harry Potter? (Or Tom Riddle versus the Weasley Twins. Or Tom Riddle versus Severus Snape)
64. Spread the rumor that Tom and Moaning Myrtle was once an item, and the REAL reason why Myrtle was crying in the bathroom was because Tom broke up with her, and he had to kill her because Myrtle was thinking of spreading the rumor that he got her pregnant.
65. Say to him, "Hey, cutie Tom, will you tom-tom me?" Eek, too naughty and suggestive!
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Post by Angelamyte on Dec 7, 2002 20:17:31 GMT -5
64. Spread the rumor that Tom and Moaning Myrtle was once an item, and the REAL reason why Myrtle was crying in the bathroom was because Tom broke up with her, and he had to kill her because Myrtle was thinking of spreading the rumor that he got her pregnant. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *BREATHE* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ;D ;D |
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although my ideas arn't that good 
Christian, do you like our future?
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