Post by MsPoet on Jan 10, 2003 3:12:00 GMT -5
---There's not going to be any need for Lupin or Sirius (just a minor role here) or even time for Quidditch. They're changing the story a bit; it'll still be called "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban," only it'll center around Harry and Ron and Hermione's plot to break Sirius out of Azkaban themselves (and that Draco Malfoy and his cohorts Crabbe and Goyle will be hot...hot...HOT on their heels!!!)
---No time for (legal) cute guys, no time for (possibly hot) older guys....a major plot point will surround Ginny Weasley's crush on Harry, and his fumbling responses to her mushy love letters (example: "Harry, I
you so much, I'd be a prisoner of Azkaban").
---None of the people actually up for the roles have read the books...they think it's a stupid kids' movie.
---There won't be any Quidditch, cuz the boys are getting sore. And I don't mean "upset" sore---I mean, sore.
---Cuaron and the producers are disagreeing on the casting. Cuaron wants to maybe cast Ian McKellen as Dumbledore; Columbus wants to cast Elijah Wood, because he feels that Elijah will "be able to disappear into the role." However, Elijah's people claim that Elijah, if not available, would like his good friend Billy Boyd to take it.
---After some of the COS extras sunbathed topless last year, the execs are trying to avoid that this time by requiring EVERYONE cast to provide the following: birth certificate....mother's birth certificate....passport...student id from whatever school they attend....fingerprints....eyescan....drug test.....lie detector test....medical examination (WB to provide the physician)....scientific analysis of the physiognamy of their facial tendencies....and FINALLY a signed affidavit from the last person to see their torso unclothed. The reasons for this last one are threefold: 1) any report of unseemly marks requires a bigger order of concealer 2) the (supposedly) most attractive of the extras will get prime spots on the grassy slopes, in order to prevent any tourist complaints and 3) anyone under/over 16 reporting to have seen anyone under 16 will be fired and promptly sent to the Colonies where they will receive the choice of either wearing the Bugs Bunny costume at Warner executives' kids' birthday parties or wearing the Frog costume at Warner executives' kids' birthday parties.
---No time for (legal) cute guys, no time for (possibly hot) older guys....a major plot point will surround Ginny Weasley's crush on Harry, and his fumbling responses to her mushy love letters (example: "Harry, I
you so much, I'd be a prisoner of Azkaban").---None of the people actually up for the roles have read the books...they think it's a stupid kids' movie.
---There won't be any Quidditch, cuz the boys are getting sore. And I don't mean "upset" sore---I mean, sore.
---Cuaron and the producers are disagreeing on the casting. Cuaron wants to maybe cast Ian McKellen as Dumbledore; Columbus wants to cast Elijah Wood, because he feels that Elijah will "be able to disappear into the role." However, Elijah's people claim that Elijah, if not available, would like his good friend Billy Boyd to take it.
---After some of the COS extras sunbathed topless last year, the execs are trying to avoid that this time by requiring EVERYONE cast to provide the following: birth certificate....mother's birth certificate....passport...student id from whatever school they attend....fingerprints....eyescan....drug test.....lie detector test....medical examination (WB to provide the physician)....scientific analysis of the physiognamy of their facial tendencies....and FINALLY a signed affidavit from the last person to see their torso unclothed. The reasons for this last one are threefold: 1) any report of unseemly marks requires a bigger order of concealer 2) the (supposedly) most attractive of the extras will get prime spots on the grassy slopes, in order to prevent any tourist complaints and 3) anyone under/over 16 reporting to have seen anyone under 16 will be fired and promptly sent to the Colonies where they will receive the choice of either wearing the Bugs Bunny costume at Warner executives' kids' birthday parties or wearing the Frog costume at Warner executives' kids' birthday parties.
